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   Wednesday, March 26, 2003

Hug This

I walked by a TV a little bit ago and saw Bush giving a live speech. I stopped to watch and soon after a girl approached me asking, "Hey, what is he addressing?"

I replied, "I'm not sure, I just got here, it seems like a pep rally."

She then said, "Oh, I was hoping it was a surrender."

You know, so Saddam could drop chemical weapons on us and we would die. Plus, if we surrender we wouldn't have to deal with the burden of having this whole "freedom" thing.

Stupid Tree-Hugger.

• posted by Dave at 11:02 AM


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