Friday, April 11, 2003

Thank You, Thank You

Today I clocked in at 11 minutes late for my first class. This is a new college record for me. However, this does not compare to one of my FRAT BROS, who, as legend has it, once showed up with 5 minutes remaining in class.

I'd like to thank all the red lights for taking their time to turn green, the small child I hit in a pedestrian crosswalk, and the state of Pennsylvania for putting up all those speed signs, which told me, "this is how fast people should be driving. But since you're going to be late, you obviously must drive much faster."

• posted by Dave at 11:13 AM
•