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   Thursday, May 01, 2003

Outdoor Dave

Every year - since last year - when school ends and there is a week or two until my local friends come home, I do some type of project to increase the overall value of our house - so that if my parents ever have a "misfortunate accident" I can steal the deed of the house and profit even greater.

Last year I took out various evergreen plants in our front yard, to make room for more wood chips and plants. In the back of the yard I made a circular area in the yard to place a bird birth and more flowers. This is rather on the homosexual side, I realize, but some year I will take on a manly project, such as putting up dry wall.

This year I am going to extended the planting area 1 yard from the fence on the left side of the yard. This is very exciting, and even more exciting for neighbors, as I will be topless.

• posted by Dave at 1:43 PM


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