Saturday, August 30, 2003

HIP TO THE LINGO UPDATE

Last night I was at various places on Pittsburgh's Southside. During the course of the night I took it upon myself, as a wanna-be journalist, to find out the new lingo making the rounds this school year. Here is what I learned, use them at parties and more people will like you.

TC: If you are talking to a girl who is stuck up, you can retreat back to your buddies and say that girl was "TC" or "Too Cool." I prefer saying, "that girl was crazy TC." You can also say this to your buddies when you meet a nice girl who realizes she can do better than you.

Skitzin: This word is used when you're at a party and you are freaking out. You might be skitzin for a number of reasons:

A) You're not in a comfortable environment because of the atmosphere or because you don't know many people.
B) The cops are there.
C) If you're a guy and there are only guys at the party.
D) The beer has run out.

WHAT? (in a deep voice): You can say this when someone says something very disturbing such as, "I'm going to goto the bathroom on the floor."

Twerking: When you're talking to a guy or girl and there is obvious interest. You are "twerking" it. If you "twerk" it too much, your "twerk-o-meter" will break and you'll be forced to buy a new one.

"For Real" has been changed to "reals."

Finally, all swear words are apparently still cool to say. But please, use accordingly.

• posted by Dave at 3:33 PM
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