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   Thursday, August 14, 2003

ONCE UPON A MATTRESS

For the past 6 years I have performed in a summer musical. Last year we performed Grease and I hosted a half-hour pre-show, played the role of D.J. Vince Fontaine and had another role as Teen Angel, where I looked like Elvis and people actually sat and listened to me sing an entire song.

Ironically enough, this year the director decided to go a different route with my "talent" and gave me the part of a mute King. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Anyway, the show is Once Upon A Mattress. If you live in the Pittsburgh area I encourage you to come see it tonight, Fri., and Sat., at Our Lady of Victory in Scott Twp., 8pm. You can e-mail me for details. I'll try to be funny and give a good performance but I can't promise anything.

I also was told 6 days ago to let my beard grow. I look pretty gross but I give off that rugged look, which is something every girl should look for in a man.

For more information on the show, check out this newspaper column featuring quotes from me, by clicking here.

• posted by Dave at 1:37 PM


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