Friday, September 12, 2003

BIG JOURNALISM SECRET, REVEALED!!

Horoscopes are not...REAL!

For example in this week's Duquesne Duke I wrote the following horoscope:

Aries: March 21-April 19
Try introducing yourself to people on Academic Walk this week instead of being creepy and just staring. If conversation is initiated you have conquered half the battle. If they run away screaming, put your shirt back on.

• posted by Dave at 7:32 PM
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