Monday, September 01, 2003

BREAKING NEWS THAT WILL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS

If life is getting you down and you're fairly sure the only answer is drugs, hold that needle!

Saved by The Bell Seasons 1 & 2 are being released on DVD this Tuesday. You can buy the DVD online at Amazon.com (people at Amazon can feel free to send me money since I advertised their website). If you go there you'll see this review, which I'm reprinting exactly as shown on the website:

da best show of the early 90s, August 12, 2003
Reviewer: Jesus Marrufo from Queens, New York
ive been watching saved by the bell for a long time now and ive seen every episode at least twice.Saved by the bell is about 6 high school friends.zack morris is the more daring 1502 sat scorer fluker in math.ac slater is the jockey.jesse is the more caring determined type kellys the more popular type.schreech is the geeky type.and lisa is the fashion type.

This is the worst review I have ever read on any topic. However, Jesus means well and after he purchases or steals this DVD he'll be sure to watch every episode more than "at least twice."

• posted by Dave at 2:34 AM
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