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   Friday, June 27, 2003

Bikinihangout.com

My columns can now be read on BikiniHangout.com. I was told that they plan on adding my columns once a week. If you go there now and scroll past the models to the bottom you'll see my picture. Basically, this makes me a model.

What a website that features hot chicks in bikinis would want with my column is beyond me, but, as a journalist it's a combination I'm willing to work with.

• posted by Dave at 12:52 AM

Perks of Working

Yesterday I worked a party at the Country Club. It was a birthday party for a 7-year-old girl. One of her friends slapped me on the butt.

Should have gotten her number. Oh well.

• posted by Dave at 12:48 AM

   Monday, June 23, 2003
Country Club/Work Update

Today at work an angry former Pittsburgh Pirates manger Jim Leyland, upset when I told him we ran out of the food he wanted, got in my face and mistook me for a major league umpire. When, actually, I'm as cool as former Pirate player Gary Redus.

I think Jim was just being playful, but us muscular guys can have sensitve feelings too.

• posted by Dave at 8:13 PM

   Friday, June 13, 2003
Golf

I found out today that I'll be playing in a golf outting tomorrow. Besides the driving range tonight, I haven't golfed in two years.

If I never update this blog again, it's probably because the other, irate members of my foursome beat me with golf clubs and left me laying in a sandtrap around the third hole.

• posted by Dave at 2:08 AM

   Sunday, June 01, 2003
Jaws

I just watched Jaws and Jaws 2. I won't be swimming in the ocean or taking baths for quite some time.

• posted by Dave at 9:41 PM


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