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Friday, October 31, 2003
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Today is Halloween, which of course means that I will be in my room most of the day dancing around by myself while listening to the Michael Jackson song "Thriller."
Perhaps later I will post a picture of me in my costume. I'm sure that would just complete your Halloween.
• posted by Dave at 12:53 PM
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HOW THE WORLD WILL END
If you have ever asked yourself, "I wonder how the world will end?"
Wonder no more!
An easy to understand Flash file has been created to show exactly what will happen. To watch the video, click here.
Important Note: This video features certain 4-letter words that are certainly not in the vocabulary of many of my readers, especially ones attending a Catholic university such as Duquesne.
(Thanks to Ian for sending this in)
• posted by Dave at 3:56 AM
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Thursday, October 30, 2003
THIS CAN'T BE HEALTHY
Soon, when people cut themselves having, no blood will come out.
• posted by Dave at 12:05 AM
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Thursday, October 23, 2003
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
Ghettopoly.
• posted by Dave at 4:53 PM
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MILWAUKEE HAS A PROBLEM
What $2 million can buy you these days.
• posted by Dave at 4:50 PM
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Wednesday, October 22, 2003
WORLD SERIES UPDATE
Awesome article.
• posted by Dave at 4:36 PM
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Tuesday, October 21, 2003
NIAGRA FALLS UPDATE
As a society, we're finally making progress.
• posted by Dave at 10:12 AM
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORK GETS BACKED UP
Well, in my case, you end up having to read close to 400 pages in one night. Then you write 6 different papers in one day that total 3,655 words.
If you have a horror story about being backed up with college work. Send it into the Blog. I'd love to hear them and share the stories about the workload here on the Web site.
• posted by Dave at 3:53 AM
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Monday, October 20, 2003
HE PROBABLY HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS
You be the judge.
• posted by Dave at 9:09 PM
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Saturday, October 18, 2003
SOLD!
Men tried to buy house with cocaine.
• posted by Dave at 1:24 PM
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Thursday, October 16, 2003
THAT NUTTY E-BAY
I think Uncle Bob could have come up with a better way to make money.
(Thanks Natalie)
• posted by Dave at 6:01 PM
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Wednesday, October 15, 2003
DAVID'S CHRISTMAS LIST
1. Jesus Action Figure
• posted by Dave at 1:56 PM
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SERIOUS ABOUT HER LOOKS
This bride wasn't taking any chances.
• posted by Dave at 1:54 PM
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Monday, October 13, 2003
PORNOGRAPHY HITTING A NEW LOW?
You just never know when you read a headline that says: Nuns reach out via the internet.
• posted by Dave at 3:16 AM
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Thursday, October 09, 2003
A TRUE CALLING
If I was a pastor and felt that I was put on Earth by God to protest evil, I too, would start at a nude beach.
• posted by Dave at 12:20 PM
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TOO CLOSE TO HOME
Maybe buying a TV and watching the Discovery Channel would have been a better idea.
• posted by Dave at 12:18 PM
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Wednesday, October 08, 2003
DOUG LANSKY SPEAKS TONIGHT AT DUQUESNE
Those in the Pittsburgh area that are curious as to how you can see the world on a student budget should attend a lecture being given tonight at Duquesne University.
Travel-humor writer Doug Lansky will speak tonight at 9 p.m. in the Mary Pappert Lecture Hall in Bayer Hall for a free event sponsored by Student Activities and the Duquesne Program Council. Students will have the chance to meet Lansky after the event during a book signing.
I interviewed him for a news piece that can be read by
clicking here.
I also got the chance to meet him this afternoon. He's a great guy, with amazing stories, which will make for a very entertaining presentation this evening.
• posted by Dave at 2:59 PM
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A GREAT TIME TO BE A HUMOR COLUMNIST
 Arnold wins!
LOS ANGELES — For the first time in California history, voters recalled a sitting governor, ousting Gov. Gray Davis (search) and selecting actor-turned-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger (search) to be their next chief executive.
To finish reading this news article, click here.
(Photo credit: AP)
• posted by Dave at 2:32 AM
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Tuesday, October 07, 2003
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
Another one of those crazy incidents involving a woman who didn't know that she was pregnant giving birth on the toilet.
• posted by Dave at 2:26 PM
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Monday, October 06, 2003
GETTING CRAZY AT THE BAR
Another reason why you shouldn't attend college at Lincoln, Nebraska.
• posted by Dave at 1:45 PM
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HAVE MERCY!
A Full House marathon begins tonight on Nick At Nite and runs until Thursday, October 9th.
If you miss out, you should be as angry as the time Stephanie Judith Taner gave Uncle Jesse one of her "pretend haircuts."
E-mail in your favorite Full House moments to be published here in the Blog.
• posted by Dave at 1:42 PM
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Friday, October 03, 2003
SAVED BY THE BELL SCENE OF THE WEEK
Scene opens with Zack at The Max (where all the magic hapens).
Zack: We got our report cards back today. Jessie got all A's and her parents bought her flowers.
Jessie walks into The Max with flowers.
Zack: Kelly got all A's and her parents bought her an ice cream cone.
Kelly walks into The Max with an ice cream cone.
Zack: (looking at report card with a concerned glance) I'm not sure what I'm going to buy my parents yet.
GOOD STUFF! GOOD STUFF!
• posted by Dave at 2:46 AM
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Wednesday, October 01, 2003
A NOTE ABOUT MY READERS
I checked out the most recent keywords that were entered into the search engine on this website.
The last two searches were: marijuana and sex.
Any columnist would be very proud.
• posted by Dave at 11:14 PM
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WHO'S IN THE MOOD?
Yesterday, in Developmental Psychology we watched video of a birth. The image of a baby's head coming out of certain unmentionables, totally impeded my progress with the ladies in class.
One girl decided that she is going to become a nun.
• posted by Dave at 6:59 PM
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IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON THE SPANISH LANGUAGE
Today is class we learned that "el/la drogadicto/a" means drug addict.
Even though it costs mucho dinero for me attend Duquesne, there will be no charge for my freely giving out this information.
• posted by Dave at 6:57 PM
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