Monday, November 24, 2003

DON'T EXPECT MANY POSTS TODAY

I'll be busy making out with my new computer, that, unlike my last computer, doesn't feel the need to freeze every 5 minutes.

• posted by Dave at 3:31 AM
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NEW COMPUTER

I just got a new computer, hopefully this will mean that everytime I am working on something my computer will not freeze. I've yet to set it up the new computer but will spend the beginning of my Thanksgiving break doing so. However, in the event I can't figure out how to reconnect to the Internet, have a nice life.

• posted by Dave at 6:25 PM
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DON'T BE CRUEL

Here's the Halloween costume picture as promised.

• posted by Dave at 6:21 PM
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HOLD IT!

This could cause some serious bladder issues.

• posted by Dave at 6:13 PM
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FINALLY, SOMETHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT

Eureka! The Waterless urinal.

• posted by Dave at 12:04 PM
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TOUCHDOWN

If you are a Steelers fan or if you just love great acting, then make sure to see Tom Atkins as The Chief.

• posted by Dave at 8:45 PM
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MISS DIGITAL WORLD COMPETITION

Computer geeks obviously have way too much time on their hands. Please date them to save them.

• posted by Dave at 11:23 PM
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THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN

Don't you just hate overly demanding wives?

• posted by Dave at 2:27 PM
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UNDERWEAR

J. Lo obviously lives by the Morrie Schwartz quote below.

• posted by Dave at 2:01 AM
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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

"So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're busy doing things they think are important. This is because they're chasing the wrong things. The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you pupose and meaning."

- Morrie Schwartz, Tuesdays with Morrie

• posted by Dave at 12:58 AM
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BIKINIHANGOUT.COM COLUMN

Bikinihangout.com, a Web site filled with female models wearing bikinis, has, for whatever reason, added another one of my older columns to their page.

To read it, click here.

• posted by Dave at 12:09 AM
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ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE

He would have been fine, if only there was a television in there.

(Thanks again to Hucko, who is clearly a hell of a man)

• posted by Dave at 6:48 PM
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PROTECTED CLAMS

This is gross. But, you can never be too safe.

(Thanks to Hucko for sending this in)

• posted by Dave at 6:45 PM
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WITH CHRISTMAS JUST AROUND THE CORNER...

All the kids are hoping that a package like this ends up under their Christmas tree this year.

• posted by Dave at 9:28 PM
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IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Finally, someone has come along with enough brains to "combine the thrill of an extreme sport with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt ."

(Thanks to Hucko for sending this in, visit his website)

• posted by Dave at 9:20 PM
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SANDBOXES?

This is one productive little kid.

• posted by Dave at 2:13 PM
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ONE CLASSY LADY

She was drunk, punched an officer in the face, and urinated in the police car.

• posted by Dave at 10:22 AM
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"GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY!"
"HOW ABOUT A LOAN?"
"OK!"

Bank robbers continue to get dumber and dumber.

• posted by Dave at 1:12 PM
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