Sunday, February 15, 2004

A MAGICAL EVENING

Tonight at 9:30 p.m. in The Duquesne Ballroom I'll be auctioned off at the ALPHA GAMMA DELTA Grab-a-Greek event. If you ever wanted to date me and you have never given birth, please show up.

Besides dinner, the date will also include an all expense paid trip to Shale's Cafe where you can get drunk and hold my hand.

• posted by Dave at 1:13 PM
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