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   Thursday, March 04, 2004

ROD STEWART

Tonight my family went to a Rod Stewart concert for my Mother's birthday (which is on Sunday so send her flowers). Many of you college types are probably thinking, "Ha! Rod Stewart? He's not cool!"

But in all seriousness, Rod Stewart is sweet. You'd be surprised how many hits he has (Forever Young, Hot Legs, You Wear It Well, Maggie May, You're In My Heart, etc.), I recognized every song but one. Another cool thing about Rod is that the chicks love him. Chicks of all shapes and sizes. From extremely obese girls in their 30s, to hot girls having a mid-life crisis in their 40s, to older couples that probably first made out while listening to Rod, to girls my age.

Sidenote: A drunk girl, who made the show even more enjoyable, managed to fall down an entire flight of steps TWICE inside the Mellon Arena. She was a trooper, playing it off like she didn't just fall down an entire flight of concrete steps.

So the moral of the story is: wear tight pants, colorful shirts, and sing a bunch of great songs, and the ladies will still want you when you're 59.

For more info on Rod: click here.

• posted by Dave at 12:33 AM


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