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   Tuesday, December 21, 2004

THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2004

These real headlines appeared in a mass e-mail that was forwarded to me by my Dad.

16. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
15. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
14. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
12. War Dims Hope for Peace
11. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
10. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
9. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
8. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
7. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
6. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
5. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
4. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
3. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
2. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

• posted by Dave at 5:43 PM


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