Friday, February 27, 2004

LOOKING TO LAUGH THIS WEEKEND?

Jesse Joyce is performing in the Pittsburgh area this weekend at the FunnyBone in Station Square. Jesse is an alumnus of both Duquesne University and my high school and is also a member of my fraternity. Obviously he is rediculously cool.

Jesse has opened for Jimmy Fallon, Tracey Morgan, Mark Curry (Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper), and the band Mercury. He performs standup mostly in New York. A full article was written about him in this week's Duquesne Duke, to read it click here.

I ran into him tonight after his show and got to buy him a Jack and diet Coke.

You should check out his act this weekend and buy him that drink!

For more information on the shows: click here.

For more information on Jesse and to watch videos that feature portions of his act: click here.

• posted by Dave at 3:08 AM
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BY THE WAY...

Results from last weekend: Gamma Phi & Alpha Gamma Delta -- Carnival Champions.

You know how we do, or something.

• posted by Dave at 1:30 AM
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SMOKE THIS

If you dare.

• posted by Dave at 1:28 AM
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

It's about time!

• posted by Dave at 1:26 AM
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BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

You never know what those crazy bears will be up to next.

• posted by Dave at 1:24 AM
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CARNIVAL FUN AROUND THE WORLD

That's safe too!

• posted by Dave at 4:39 PM
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CARNIVAL

If you haven't done so yet, check out my Carnival column. I forgot to point out how in the 1982 yearbook, there is a Carnival picture with characters dressed as Nazis. Whereas now there are rules such as, which I am not making up:

III. C. 1. a. No actions, gestures, songs, dances or verbal comments which mock gays, minorities, religions or disabled people.

You can come see me in Carnival 2004 as the creepy, yet loveable, Lee Marvin Lorre...

Thursday: 8:00
Friday: 5:30 and 10:00
Saturday: 3:45

• posted by Dave at 4:34 PM
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TO BE, OR NOT TO BE...

A person with a social life.

• posted by Dave at 9:40 AM
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A MAGICAL EVENING

Tonight at 9:30 p.m. in The Duquesne Ballroom I'll be auctioned off at the ALPHA GAMMA DELTA Grab-a-Greek event. If you ever wanted to date me and you have never given birth, please show up.

Besides dinner, the date will also include an all expense paid trip to Shale's Cafe where you can get drunk and hold my hand.

• posted by Dave at 1:13 PM
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WHAT DOES EVERY 31-HOUR 18-MINUTE NON-STOP KISS NEED?

Oxygen.

• posted by Dave at 1:07 PM
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LOOK OUT MONICA

One tough broad.

• posted by Dave at 5:35 PM
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A VERY SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY

Even dead people are getting married.

• posted by Dave at 5:33 PM
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IF YOU ASKED, "WHAT'S UP DAWG?"

You'd get a very normal response.

• posted by Dave at 2:21 PM
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WHAT THE HELL?

Leave it to Pittsburgh to attack the evildoers of the world -- One second grade schoolgirl at a time.

• posted by Dave at 10:09 AM
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS

Bush may have fallen asleep during the Super Bowl but I bet Clinton was wide awake during the halftime show.

• posted by Dave at 7:04 PM
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IF YOU'RE LIKE ME...

you too, think that you have no political views. However, by visiting http://www.presidentmatch.com you'll realize how there are some important issues out there that you probably care about.

By visiting that site you'll be asked a number of questions regarding various issues. At the end of the poll, results will show what presidential candidate agrees most with your sentiments.

Lately, I have agreed most with John Kerry, solely because he said on a debate "I will not reinstate the draft." After taking the poll, I scored a 100% with Kerry. Pretty interesting.

Also, I looked up the record as to who owns the Web site and it's America Online, not John Kerry, so the fix isn't on.

(Thanks to Chad K for pointing out the Web site)

• posted by Dave at 12:40 AM
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NOTHING GETS A PERSON INTO THE SPIRIT OF VALENTINE'S DAY MORE THAN...

a heartwarming tale of a woman who slept with her dead husband for two years.

• posted by Dave at 9:58 AM
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