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Wednesday, December 29, 2004
HAPPY NEW YEAR
I'm leaving in a few hours for an impromptu vacation to Orlando, Florida. Hope everyone has a very happy and safe new year.
My column will return the second week of January.
• posted by Dave at 2:11 AM
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Saturday, December 25, 2004
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy the time with your family (even if alcohol is required).
Here's to feeling like a kid again.
• posted by Dave at 2:22 AM
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004
THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2004
These real headlines appeared in a mass e-mail that was forwarded to me by my Dad.
16. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
15. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
14. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
12. War Dims Hope for Peace
11. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
10. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
9. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
8. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
7. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
6. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
5. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
4. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
3. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
2. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
And the winner is....
1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
• posted by Dave at 5:43 PM
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Monday, December 20, 2004
CHRISTMAS IN HAWAII
I think not.
• posted by Dave at 2:09 PM
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Friday, December 17, 2004
WOMAN'S MOVEMENT TAKES AN INCREDIBLE STEP
And I'm moving to Britian.
• posted by Dave at 5:29 PM
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004
PASS THE FORK
And the screws.
• posted by Dave at 2:54 PM
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004
M-I-C-K-E-Y...A-D-O-L-F
"Hitler had his own cinema and we would go there and watch his Mickey Mouse films."
• posted by Dave at 1:31 PM
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CHRISTMAS ESSENTIALS
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
Love Actually
Elvis: Christmas Peace
• posted by Dave at 1:24 PM
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Monday, December 13, 2004
'CURMUDGEON'S GUIDE'
If I end up becoming a journalist for the rest of my life, in the tradition of Woodward and Bernstein who cracked the Watergate scandal, I want my major contribution to be the person who made Christmas round-robin letters illegal.
• posted by Dave at 1:29 PM
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HOT HOLIDAY GIFT OF 2004
The gift everyone will want under their tree.
• posted by Dave at 5:05 AM
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