Friday, March 04, 2005

MOVIE REVIEW: WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!

Today I watched this movie and this is what I learned...

If you ever love a girl all your life, make sure she wins a contest to date a movie star, so that you can drink alone at the bar, have the bartender convince you to tell her how you feel and then spontaneously kiss her the girl Of Your Dreams. Eventually you will re-enact a romance scene that the actor was in by the end of the movie and live happily ever after.

Key quotes:

[Pete gives Rosalee some parting advice before her big date]
Pete: Guard your carnal treasure.
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Tad: Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat.

• posted by Dave at 3:47 PM
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