Monday, April 04, 2005

OPENING DAY



Questions after today's 9-2 Pittsburgh Pirates loss:

1. Does this mean we aren't going to win the World Series this year?

2. Why do people have a fascination at sporting events to call people they know at the game and spend 10-15 minutes explaining where they are seated, determined that their friend will see them from the other side of the stadium? Also, why do they make obscure references to help point out where they are located, "The beer man is walking past me!" or "I have on a white shirt!"?

3. Why did a man get out of his car on the ramp leading to the West End Bridge and urinate?

4. More importantly, why did a driver of a Get Go truck honk while passing by The Urinator?

• posted by Dave at 7:39 PM
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