Friday, May 13, 2005

SUMMER PROJECT 2005

Every year after school is over I like to assign myself an outdoor project. This not only gives me a chance to reflect on life and make a positive difference in the world but also provides neighbors with the opportunity to see me topless.

This year's project was an attempt to fix my friend Pat's yard on South Side. As you know, your typical yard is supposed to be a freshly mowed lawn. Pat's lawn, on the other hand, resembled the set of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids."

So, to illustrate how I am a huge loser pretty sweet, here are Before and After pictures...

BEFORE


Gross!


Yard Etiquette Rule #18: Grass should not cover deck steps.


Weeds that are the height of a person's chin is a common sign that there is a problem.

AFTER


Wow!


Whatever man made a difference this significant must have a pretty big weedwhacker!


This photo of the steps should be featured on HGTV.

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