Sunday, June 19, 2005

SUMMER VACATION

In a couple hours I will be leaving for my two-week summer vacation in Hawaii. Still, I hope to post at some point during the trip.

Hopefully this trip does not involve Uncle Russ.

• posted by Dave at 2:33 AM
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ANNOYED BY E-MAIL?

So is this guy.

• posted by Dave at 8:14 PM
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RISKY BUSINESS

Tom Cruise proposes atop the Eiffel Tower to Katie Holmes.

• posted by Dave at 9:07 AM
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GIVING BLOOD

I donated blood for the first time today and it was a very good experience, as far as experiences go that consist of a needle being inserted into one's arm in order to remove a pint of blood.

Probably the highlight was the questionnaire which asked such intriguing questions as:

- In the past year, have you had sex in exchange for money or drugs?

- For males...Have you ever had sexual relations with another male, even once?

• posted by Dave at 10:02 PM
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ARTICLE WORTH READING

Here is a very good article published in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette by a girl I work with. Check it out.

• posted by Dave at 2:01 AM
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NAKED INTERVIEW

"Akbar, 35, left the interview room and came back in to speak to his female victim naked and clutching a clipboard."

Well, at least it was a clipboard he was clutching.

• posted by Dave at 3:11 AM
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JACKSON: NOT GUILTY

Did anyone see during FOX News' coverage of the Jackson verdict how there was a lady outside releasing a dove every time Jackson was aquitted of a charge? That was excellent.

• posted by Dave at 8:24 PM
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POLL RESULTS

What is next for you graduating seniors?

- Move back home / unemployed 5%
- Move back home / employed 5%
- Graduate school 20%
- Bomb finals to avoid graduation 5%
- Buying your own place / got dream job 10%
- Marriage 0%
- Drink now, worry later 55%

• posted by Dave at 8:23 PM
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SPRINGSTEEN ANNOUNCES PITTSBURGH CONCERT

July 28, Petersen Events Center.

• posted by Dave at 8:21 PM
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E-C-W!

Wrestling Alert! If you don't like professional wrestling because you think it is fake, dumb, phony, etc., then stop reading now and direct your attention, here. Thanks!

Tonight is the WWE version of an ECW reunion show on Pay-Per-View from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Back when I worked for ECW I attended a Pay-Per-View there and if that night was any indication, this "One Night Stand" show will be electric.

Here is the unadvertised line-up:

- Masato Tanaka vs Mike Awesome. These two had an amazing feud when I covered their matches back in the latter stages of ECW. Expect the stiff Japan style with broken tables.

- Lance Storm with Dawn Marie vs Chris Jericho. This will be Lance Storm's final match. Storm's first match was also against Jericho. The two at one point teamed together. Clearly, there is a lot of history between the two and they are very likely to put on a strong match. The first ECW match I ever watched involved Jericho vs. the late Pitbull #2. So personally it's fitting that Jericho is on the show.

Extreme luchador action: Rey Mysterio vs Psychosis. In recent years Psychosis has been a prime example of how important confidence is to a wrestler's career. Psychosis went through a period where he lost confidence in himself. Tonight, this bout should hopefully return Psychosis to his original greatness as he works with one of his best all-time opponents. If these two hit all their spots they could really amp the crowd up even a few more notches. Expect Psychosis to be in the WWE shortly.

A three way dance: The insane luchador Super Crazy vs Tajiri with Sinister Minister vs Little Guido. This is another great feud I covered while working for ECW. All three bring very unique styles to the table but manage to mesh well. All three have stayed active since ECW folded and are sure to deliver another solid effort.

Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit. Like this even needs a preview.

Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman vs Bubba & D-Von Dudley. I expect every trick to be used in an attempt to re-create the ECW experience: blood, tables, chairs, fire, barbed wire, etc. Whatever the outcome the show will end with these four showing a mutual respect for one another to give the show a feel-good ending.

My thoughts on the show will be posted this week.

For more information, click here.

• posted by Dave at 2:43 AM
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1,000 BARS, 12 MONTHS

He's taking care of business.

We are jealous.

• posted by Dave at 4:58 PM
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CLOSING ARGUMENTS

On one coast Michael Jackson is on trial for child molestation.

Meanwhile, last night at Matrix in Pittsburgh, a bunch of drunks were in the 80s room dancing to Michael Jackson songs.

This is yet another example illustrating why America is so great.

• posted by Dave at 1:28 PM
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FASHION CRISIS

You might remember this fashion column where I voiced my concern over the growing problem of putting clothing on dogs.

Well, the problem is getting worse.

• posted by Dave at 1:14 PM
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B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Does anyone else find it incredibly annoying in the Gwen Stefani song, "Hollarback Girl" when she breaks into the:

Let me hear you say, this shhh is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

portion of the song?

Never have I been in a situation that resembled bananas. Someone told me that her high school's nickname was the "Bananas." If that's true, it still makes no sense in the context of the song. Another question, who would be intimidated by bananas?

Also, they should not play this song on the radio every ten minutes.

That's all.

• posted by Dave at 12:57 PM
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HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR SKINNY DIPPING TO OCCUR...

At this resort?

• posted by Dave at 2:22 PM
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