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How 'hooked up' is your ride?
BY DAVID JAKIELO
Remember back in the first grade, when life was simpler, and status was dictated by what was inside your lunchbox? At one end of the table were the kids who ate rice cakes with milk, while at the other end of the table sat the ones who consumed Capri-Suns and Doritos. Then, at the middle of the table, drinking Coca Cola and smoking a cigarette, sat the kid who was a grade or two behind, and to this day, no one knows where he or she ended up.
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