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A magical new year
BY DAVID JAKIELO
If I had to pick an activity that rivals New Year's Eve in the fun department, my choice would have to be: male circumcision.
This is due to New Year's Eve being a traditionally bad night when high expectations are never met. Don't get me wrong – drinking too much to the point where a person projectile vomits, loses control of bodily functions and/or gets naked in front of a large group of people is a good time, but sometimes you want something more, you know? Also, twice in three years fights broke out at the parties I attended, which escalated into the type of full-scale battle one would associate with a historically significant war. These tend to ruin the party-going atmosphere.
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