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BY DAVID JAKIELO
If a dentist were to ask, "Do you think dental hygiene is important?" one might respond, "YEHAYGA." This is because most conversations with dentists occur while they are in the middle of shoving fingers and sharp instruments into the person's mouth.
Nevertheless, the person knows that healthy teeth are important, especially ones that are not the color of a No. 2 pencil. So if you want nice teeth, you had better visit the dentist.
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