THE FRESHMAN OBSERVER
• The Name of the Game

SOPHOMORIC HUMOR
• Classin' or Clubbin'
• Dumb People Make for a “Blockbuster” of a Good Time
• How 'Hooked Up' is Your Ride?
• Can You Tell Me How I Got Back to Sesame Street?
• Hell on Wheels

JUNIOR JOCULARITY
• Before Reality, There is the First Week of School
• Over The Hill and then Some
• O' Canada! We Play Our Harmonicas to Thee
• Making the Magic Happen
• Recycling: Not Just for Old Jokes
• A Trip Down Memory Lane with Mr. Martini
• The Caucuses are Coming
• Put Your Cell Phone on Silent
• Read This Since Studying is Overrated
• Jolly Old St. Dave
• Mother Nature is a Hussy
• Frat Boys are People Too
• Hola, I Don't Speak Spanish
• Volcano Style Biking
• Dave Gone Wild
• The Doctor is In
• Not Dave's Best Friend
• Slacker and the City

SENIOR SYMPOSIUM
• Orientation Drug-Free
• Go for the Gold or Go Up in Flames
• An Insiders Look into Creating a Newspaper
• Dave Does Vegas
• America: Land of the Free, Home of the Undecided
• A Hairy Situation
• On the Prowl for Love
• I'm Too Sexy for this Column
• A Magical New Year
• Disney World Distractions (Part II)
• "Plagiarism." Humor Column. The Duquesne Duke 10 Feb. 2005: 4-5.
• The Secret to Success . . . or At Least Steady Employment
• Open Wide
• Dave Weighs in on Extreme Championship Wrestling
• A Journey Through My (Sometimes) Educational Career
• A-Walking Down Duquesne's Memory Lane

EXCERPT

A-Walking down Duquesne's memory lane
BY DAVID JAKIELO

The culmination of college, graduation day, is an important event in a student's life. This is the big day when a graduate, who is hopefully wearing clothes under their gown, must ask his or her parents after the ceremony to grant them an allowance once they move back home.

My decision to come to Duquesne in the first place was easy. Back when I first visited campus in grade school for an English fair, the place seemed nice enough (look at the pretty fountains!) and my sister, along with many of my older friends, came here. In addition, I preferred the school's colors of red, white and blue to an institution like Harvard's, whose color scheme resembles communism.

The only school I sent an application to was Duquesne and if they had rejected me, who knows what I would be doing today. A strong possibility is that I would be a garbage man. That was a long-term occupational goal I set for myself when I was little Dave. Many mornings I would stare out the window, in envy, watching the garbage men in action. This might be why I had no friends.

Lately, in preparation to write this final column for The Duquesne Duke, I have felt nostalgic about my time here (tear) and recently spent an afternoon conjuring up memories about Duquesne by taking one final walk across campus.

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